it’s about Legitimacy, not Shagability👰🏽👨🏽‍🚀

Something that ticks me off no end about my beloved ice-business is the wicked Hyperfemininity of it all. Long nails on pair skaters (who need to grab onto partner!!), costumes seemingly designed to flash & draw focal point to the uttermost intimate, manicured of body parts +drag queen make-up 🧚🏽‍♀️’re bad enough.

…then i come upon this 😣

She’s doing a move called candilever: ( requiring so much upper-body strength – that i;ve seen only 2 men perform it) all the while making a right royal fool of herself + adding extra difficulty via undress action

Context here being thus:

Liza is not the most effeminate of skaters. She jumps as high as men, lacks in fluid grace .Is also rather quirky🦨But most unforgiving of all things?🦒She’s 24🐥 >therefore long past her expiration date in the teen -star- conveyor belt Rus-land has going. It follows that she ought to embarass herself toooooooooooooooooo

🐫keep herself legitimate🐕‍🦺

CBl has described how women’re illegitimate in patriarchy. They must have a male-serving role to justify their existence

Judging by comment section 🐰🦝gimmick worked: 🐃this World Champ{1st in a decade for Rus} might’ve bought herself a bit more time to remain a contender for carrying torch of her country’s ego

Making Males fan those Tails

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oh, if I OnLy had a tail……🤞

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Russia’s Alexander Abt in action during his free programme (Photo by Tony Marshall/EMPICS via Getty Images)

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Does mah tail look big in this?

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mine is THIS big✨

WitchWind once suggested that if we MUST keep the less fine half of the species around :

let’s make ‘e m dig ditches ~`~as a way of expending energy in order to have none left to engage in Man-Crazy. Well, my peeps’ve devised another strategy to keep the select few blokes occupied &us suitably gratified.  Play to their InnerPeacock.  isn’t that exactly what the pics above makes you think of?

Specifically – put them on blades on a cold, slippery rink<<>make’em dance for their supper

 

*% & what a tough supper it is. Lotsa excruciating man-pain concealed beneath the glamour. It’s a brutal, anguish-ridden discipline. Reminiscent of the lady-world

What a beaut` of an idea, i say! But it’s gotta be limited to the dishy ones, who can rock them sparkles. Homely ones  —  to march off to join the ditch crowd.

Albeit, the real dilemma here is

………..how do we sort out the ditch-diggers from the future frosted cupcakes) when  the Skater Boyz gotta start training from 4-6 y.o.? That’s a toughie right there

Sometimes they start out fug

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& only end up fugger . +_worse yet _ turn into impossibly unself-conscious dorks

like so

 

 

Others – >well, puberty can throw a real curveball. They may start wrapped in a chubby  teen cocoon

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then out pops the Pwetty Butterfly

Drat! Woulda almost handed the kiddo a shovel early on there# Then woulda missed out on this mastery

So the real dilemma have here is

………..how do we sort out the ditch-diggers from the future frosted cupcakes) when they the Skater Boyz gotta start training from 4-6 y.o.? That’s a toughie right there

Well , an easy-peasy-russian*easy case began like this

then kept up the angelic adorkability like so

& sometimes they can turn out a bit like,,,,hmmm. Well, it still gets the earthly delight + indelible arthouse juices running    . ho-hum.

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This one was an Avant-Garde introvert.  I felt transported to the forest with fawns along w. him

Oh, to dig , or not to dig that ditch? Or to make them take on the slings & arrows of outrageous fortune of the Ice World?

Thein lies the question …

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All 3 of the non-ditch-Digger candidates ‘re pure blood Russian skaters from the 90s-naughties era. Utterly incredible in their own way & all elbowed outa the way to make room for the Jew-boy in the 1st images |who must’ve gotten beaten by the ugly + uncreative stick until it broke| were elbowed by the Russian Skating Federation  , which chose to throw resources + public opinion behind Emperor’s New Yid.   Pretty-boy no. 1 { the above in black sparkle} succeeded  only cause he hid behind the fur-coat of a Jew-coach \Can’t beat ’em? Join ’em, u know

Sadly, this points to my sub-section of Euros to be also under the white-passing Jew spell (ie. – the real ‘whites” running the globe)

Ideally, however; I’d take Dog-Crazy over Man-Crazy  ANY DAY. 

  1. they ‘re reliably cute from day 1 WITHOUT ANY SPARKLES

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2) we have the mighty Victoria Stillwell to take it on